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ok so im gonna update this every time theres something i wanna say about it. i just started watching the movie
less than 3 minuten in and i already hate it. clawdeen looks like any normal girl why is everyone at the skatepark so scared have you guys never had cat ear headbands???? also WHY IS SHE AN ONLY CHILD what happened to her 10 siblings????
little over 3 minutes in and. im sorry. what. SINCE WHEN DO THEY NOT ACCEPT HALF MONSTERS????? did you forget about deuce being half human or jackson and holt being half human JACKSON LITTERALLY IS SO EXTREMELY NORMIE nobody cares. or do they just not appear? please tell me they didnt just change that.
7 minutes in i can excuse the horrible looking effects and the song was actually good and hey dracula also was done pretty nicely aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then draculaura for some reason does not have an accent???? her father does but she doesnt?? what?
8 minutes OH BOY I LOVE FRANKIE ALREADY LOOK AT THEM GO!!!! the unsure movements the the choero of the dance reflecting how theyre tryna socialize but theyre invisible oh boy first time someones done good. what a goofy dork.
minute 9 and all my excitement was CRUSHED by cleo and lagoona. cleo is okay i guess. shes missing her bandages and is not at al mummy like but whatevr. but LAGOONA??? and since when were they besties????????? but seriously WHO RUINED LAGOONA i just wanna have a talk with them. there is just so much that went wrong with her. EATING deuce im sorry?? and deuce???? my boy they ruined you. why are you hiding ur snakes boy ur supposed to be confident(oh wait i think that might have to do with the animation being too tedious or something) and my god if the cleo/deuce breakup 'over the summer' means theyre gonna get deuce together with someone else im gonna riot. they are. meant to be. THERES AN ENTIRE MOVIE ABOUT HOW THEY ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. DID ANY OF YOU GUYS WATCH BOO YORK????
minute 9 still but i wanna complain about heath specifically because he was my favorite. the one and only. the best monster high boy of them all. the idiot with one braincell thats on fire. why did they. do that. he looks like shit. he looks like if you took a dump in a public toilet and didnt flush. there is so much wrong with his hair too. also wtf when heath starts dancing and deuce just stands there all confused ok thats actually kinda funny
10 minutes LOOK I WANNA MAKE LESS UPDATES BUT THERES SOMETHING WRONG EACH MINUTE!!! anyway the headmisstress is great. amazing even. love her woooo. but. please. that teacher? he looks like jackson with horns. why did they make up a whole new teacher when theres so many silly and creative teachers already there. and why didnt they at least make the new teacher look fitting. thats just a guy! and hes racist!
no. just fucking no. DID THEY MAKE GHOULIA SPEAK GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. and whyd they make her a bitch too damnit. im 12 minutes in btw
13 minutes i love frankie. thats all i have to say theyre the lifeblood of this movie the only good thing to come out of it. the hairstyle is a. choice. and in the trailers they seemed a bitch yeugh but now in action yeah i definitely love frankie. amazing.
15 not even gonna rant about how bad they did draculaura. we all know it by now. also wasnt she supposed to be vegan? and not a major asshole?
minute 21"that isnt a very monstrous name" kinda racist dontcha think bloodgood? cleo isnt a very monstrous name either. neither is frankie, or manny, deuce, jackson(if he even exists which at this point i very much doubt), abbey, ari(though this is before she enrolled sooo), iris, and i bet a buncha other monsters i cant name from the top of my head with perfectly normie sounding names.
this movie is so tedious to get through im 25 minutes in and i quit i cant do this anymore. they didnt just completely change p much all the characters but most importantly just made an unenjoyable and awkward movie. i wouldnt mind the changed characters if the movie was fun to watch at least. but its not. its just bad.